Rick Santorum Haikus (1-10)

ricksantorumismypatronus:

Rick Santorum Haikus (1-10)

1.

“Oh my Mitt Romney

I’ll help you take the white house

I like your anus”

- Rick Santorum

2.

“I love you Ron Paul

You’re cute like an old pony

And a bit racist”

- Rick Santorum

3.

“I love you Newty

You should adultery more

Let’s make santorum”

- Rick Santorum

4.

“I’m Rick Santorum

I like to do butt sexing

I approve this post”

- Rick Santorum

5.

“That butt stuff is bad

Cuz the Jesus book says so

But it’s butt stuff time”

- Rick Santorum

6.

“I believe Jesus

You believe evolution,

But let’s just buttsex.”

- Rick Santorum

7.

“I love ‘Merica

Except I hate gay people

Show me your penis.”

- Rick Santorum

8.

“Butts are all evil

I’m not supposed to touch them

That’s what my mom said”

- Rick Santorum

9.

“Please don’t touch my butt

Oh god stop touching my butt

Okay let’s buttsex”

- Rick Santorum

10.

“I love the bible

My name is Rick Santpornum

Let’s do naked things.”

- Rick Santorum

turntech-tsuntsun:

SCREECH
All this Santorum hate is getting out of hand.

statehate:

“Almost called Barack Obama a ‘nigger’?” Seriously? How childish and dishonest can you people be?

Let’s be clear: Santorum is a statist, jingoistic, power hungry, warmongering demagogue. He’s the superdouche of all superdouches. I would much sooner vote for the re-election of Bush or Obama before I ever voted to allow Santorum within 1000 miles of the presidency. His asinine ideas and policy prescriptions deserve to be loudly ridiculed until he finally goes away and never comes back.

But that’s precisely the point. He does a fine enough job of making himself look ridiculous without the help of all you dishonest morons. So let’s stop making false accusations and reblogging cute little posts with made-up, bigoted quotes falsely attributed to him.

Let’s let our ideas compete against his in the so-called marketplace of ideas — on their own merits. If our ideas are better (and indeed for my fellow libertarians, our ideas are better) then we’ll win. If we’re going to ridicule people, let’s ridicule the things they actually say, not the things we imagine them to have said. 

Let’s have a little integrity. This goes for liberals too, even though these sorts of dishonest attacks are almost expected coming from them. Shame on all of you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jqvarL8456s

Watch your mouth when you call us dishonest.