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rifa: shadyoaks: vicfangirlguide: The Hen-Pecked Club’s Peace Box, a “patent cure for a cross wife”. The Hen-Pecked club was an organisation which encouraged men to do more household tasks to take some of the pressure off their wives. The ‘Peace Box’, also known as ‘the wife tamer’, was invented by a club member called Harry Tap in 1862. If a wife was nagging her husband too much, the husband could put her inside the box, which could be rocked like a child’s cot in order to send the wife to sleep. While she was sleeping the husband would perform all the chores then release his wife who would hopefully have calmed down. to their credit, they do try to do more household tasks but they kinda fuck it up entirely with this wife coffin here I cant stop laughing Imagine a victorian wife following around her husband like “YOU SHOULD HELP ME WITH THIS LAUNDRY AND THE SWEEPING AND THE MENDING AND THE WASHING AND THE BREAD BAKING AND THE-” and he just turns around, picks her up, carries her to the MASSIVE rocking bed he has in a back room or some shit, lies her freaking-out ass down on it, and then rocks it like “SSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHH MILDRED SSSHSHHOOOOSHSHSHSHSHHHH” ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD THE VISUAL THOUGH. The wife is like “HARRY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS YOU SPENT YOUR FREE TIME MAKING A GIANT ROCKING BED INSTEAD OF MOPPING FLOORS I HATE YOU”
meggannn: #toph had sex with spiderman oh
blindrainbow: the-koalakid: imaginary-jadey: tumboner: ranga-sauce: #OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS FISH BUT THEN IT WASN’T FISH at first i was like oh why does this have so many notes OH MOTHER OF GOD REALLY TAP THE GLASS. MAYBE IT’LL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE.  DON’T TAP THE GLASS THEY HATE THAT.
amethystarcher: drunkartie: nom-chompsky: kyssthis16: kit-kat-o-graham: alcoholicgifts: merlinsbearddd: dionthesocialist: yeezysdisciple: hamburgerjack: ai-yo: sooolondon: yeezysdisciple: cherishherthoughts: There is no “U” in Freedom. Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America   Exactly!!!!!! And this is a biscuit and this is jelly and these are called crisps Get it right You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason. yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.  Don’t forget who had your back during WWII. Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff) have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
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cultureofresistance: Anonymous Goes On Megaupload Revenge Spree Anonymous has sure been quiet lately, but today’s federal bust of Megaupload riled ‘em up good: a retaliatory strike against DoJ.gov has left it completely dead.  DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com is reporting the department’s site as universally nuked, and an Anonymous-affiliated Twitter account is boasting success. This is almost certainly the result of a quickly assembled DDoS attack, and easily the widest in scope we’ve seen in some time. If you had any doubts Anonymous is still a hacker wrecking ball, doubt no more. The combination of the hacking nebula’s SOPA animosity — they’ve been a vocal opponent of the bill since its inception — combined with today’s sudden Megaupload news has made the group bubble over: hundreds upon hundreds of Anon operatives are in a plotting frenzy, chatting about which site will go down next. In Anon’s eyes, the government and media interests are responsible for the undue destruction of Megaupload (and the arrest of four of its operators), so it’ll be exactly those entities that are feeling the pain right now. Pretty much every company that makes movies, TV or music, along with the entirety of the federal government, is in Anonymous’ crosshairs. Update: Anonymous says they’ve also knocked off the RIAA’s site — looks down for us at the moment as well. Update 2: Universal Music Group has also fallen off an e-cliff. Update 3: Goodbye for now, MPAA.org. Update 4: Affected sites are bouncing in and out of life, and are at the very least super slow to load. Anon agents are currently trying to coordinate their DDoS attacks in the same direction via IRC. Update 5: The US Copyright Office joins the list. Update 6: This Anon sums up the mood in their “official” chat room at the moment: Danzu: STOP EVERYTHING, who are we DoSing right now? Update 7: Russian news service RT claims this is the largest coordinated attack in Anonymous’ history — over 5600 DDoS zealots blasting at once.