1.
“Oh my Mitt Romney
I’ll help you take the white house
I like your anus”
- Rick Santorum
2.
“I love you Ron Paul
You’re cute like an old pony
And a bit racist”
- Rick Santorum
3.
“I love you Newty
You should adultery more
Let’s make santorum”
- Rick Santorum
4.
“I’m Rick Santorum
I like to do butt sexing
I approve this post”
- Rick Santorum
5.
“That butt stuff is bad
Cuz the Jesus book says so
But it’s butt stuff time”
- Rick Santorum
6.
“I believe Jesus
You believe evolution,
But let’s just buttsex.”
- Rick Santorum
7.
“I love ‘Merica
Except I hate gay people
Show me your penis.”
- Rick Santorum
8.
“Butts are all evil
I’m not supposed to touch them
That’s what my mom said”
- Rick Santorum
9.
“Please don’t touch my butt
Oh god stop touching my butt
Okay let’s buttsex”
- Rick Santorum
10.
“I love the bible
My name is Rick Santpornum
Let’s do naked things.”
- Rick Santorum
