orelpuppington:

this is the worst post i have ever seen.
celestialess:

I-
humanbuttwipe:


“What’s your excuse, running out of muscle?!!”

OH MY GOD 
Rick Santorum Haikus (1-10)

ricksantorumismypatronus:

Rick Santorum Haikus (1-10)

1.

“Oh my Mitt Romney

I’ll help you take the white house

I like your anus”

- Rick Santorum

2.

“I love you Ron Paul

You’re cute like an old pony

And a bit racist”

- Rick Santorum

3.

“I love you Newty

You should adultery more

Let’s make santorum”

- Rick Santorum

4.

“I’m Rick Santorum

I like to do butt sexing

I approve this post”

- Rick Santorum

5.

“That butt stuff is bad

Cuz the Jesus book says so

But it’s butt stuff time”

- Rick Santorum

6.

“I believe Jesus

You believe evolution,

But let’s just buttsex.”

- Rick Santorum

7.

“I love ‘Merica

Except I hate gay people

Show me your penis.”

- Rick Santorum

8.

“Butts are all evil

I’m not supposed to touch them

That’s what my mom said”

- Rick Santorum

9.

“Please don’t touch my butt

Oh god stop touching my butt

Okay let’s buttsex”

- Rick Santorum

10.

“I love the bible

My name is Rick Santpornum

Let’s do naked things.”

- Rick Santorum

dhyphoto:

55/366 - Shrimp Bruschetta