universal cancer

Hi I'm Sara and I like to sing. Some of you might know me as AR. Link to my tindeck below.
http://tindeck.com/users/Pinfad

(Source: altairs)

posted: 31 seconds ago
bogglehead:

were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?



CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

bogglehead:

were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?

CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

posted: 2 minutes ago
Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
posted: 5 minutes ago
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180,180 plays

sick-of-sara:

agent-bartowski:

elasticitymudflap:

corrupted-teens:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG

heLP IM PISS

OH MY FUCKING GOOD GOD OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE HOLY 

(Source: videohall)

posted: 7 minutes ago
karsprite:

undying-regrets:

take-me-to-the-nuclear-reactor:

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

vitalregionsseized:

holy shit

These need to be handed out in bulk somewhere.

That’s kind of scary… Gruesome, I guess. But I guess it’s good that people are willing to go and… Cut penises off to… Stop… Rape? .)—.
HAHAHAHAHAAA LOOOLL

((i remember reading about this before. that someone likened it to barbaric torture devices. someone else said that it wouldn’t be necessary to use barbaric methods if barbaric acts like rape weren’t committed.
i think things like this should be available everywhere along side teaching others not to rape.))

karsprite:

undying-regrets:

take-me-to-the-nuclear-reactor:

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

vitalregionsseized:

holy shit

These need to be handed out in bulk somewhere.

That’s kind of scary… Gruesome, I guess. But I guess it’s good that people are willing to go and… Cut penises off to… Stop… Rape? .)—.

HAHAHAHAHAAA LOOOLL

((i remember reading about this before. that someone likened it to barbaric torture devices. someone else said that it wouldn’t be necessary to use barbaric methods if barbaric acts like rape weren’t committed.

i think things like this should be available everywhere along side teaching others not to rape.))

(Source: letthemhearit)

posted: 8 minutes ago

take-me-and-break-me:

kari-shma:

Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

They’re so tiny and adorable. ;o;

posted: 12 minutes ago
batmcn:

True story.

batmcn:

True story.

posted: 13 minutes ago

positivelybakerstreet:

my-sexy-narwhal:

soochangeable:

-Do you mind?
-No! 

SCREAMING

I AM SCREAMING

This became a forever reblog 

posted: 14 minutes ago
crablouse:

bastardfact:

The daily grind

merciless god.

crablouse:

bastardfact:

The daily grind

merciless god.

(Source: omnomnominator)

posted: 17 minutes ago
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bennyslegs:

mishamici:

So I’m getting ready to turn off my laptop, and my Sherlock desktop buddy decides he’s going to delay this by creating the most ridiculously adorable scene possible by taking a seat next to John, who’s been sitting there for a good minute. 

THIS IS SO PRESH

bennyslegs:

mishamici:

So I’m getting ready to turn off my laptop, and my Sherlock desktop buddy decides he’s going to delay this by creating the most ridiculously adorable scene possible by taking a seat next to John, who’s been sitting there for a good minute. 

THIS IS SO PRESH

posted: 27 minutes ago
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
posted: 30 minutes ago

cumberbuddy:

pernillo:

DON’T SAY VAGINA!

Mycroft is like, ‘Oh darling if only you knew….’

GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)

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posted: 11 hours ago